“Bringing It All Back Home”, is not just the title of the
new Nobel Literature Laureate’s 5th studio album; a release which
contains, amongst others, classics such as Mr Tambourine Man, Maggie’s Farm,
Subterranean Homesick Blues and It’s All Over Now, Baby-Blue, but also the
practice of bringing a few goodies back home with you, when you’ve been away
somewhere.
Visiting new places, or reacquainting yourself with a few
familiar ones, usually provides the opportunity to sample and enjoy a few local
ales or beers. For me, this is an important part of any trip away; whether it
is at home or abroad, although I do find now that regional differences
here in the UK, so far as local breweries are concerned, are nowhere as distinct
as they were when I started drinking over 40 years ago.
Wherever possible I like to bring a few bottles of the local
brew back home with me, to either remind me of a good holiday, or as an
opportunity to try something new. This is easy, here in the UK, especially when
travelling by car; but even if you are taking
advantage of cheap rail deals, providing you have a decent-size rucksack or a
suitable wheeled suitcase, then bringing a reasonable quantity of bottles back
with you should not present too much of a problem
Boarding the Eurostar to Brussels |
Take your car abroad and the same applies; with added
advantage of cheaper beer prices prevalent in much of mainland Europe.
You can even travel by train (Eurostar), and enjoy the same advantages.
However, if air travel is your chosen method of transport, you come up against a
number of hurdles. If you choose to travel with hand-baggage only, then I’m
afraid you are stuffed due to strict limitations governing carrying liquids in your bag. The smallest
size beer bottle normally available is 250 ml, two and a half times larger than
the permitted100 ml; and let’s face it, what beer lover would bother with such
small volumes anyway?
Despite these limitations, travelling with just cabin
baggage has several advantages, particularly if you are travelling with a
budget airline. There are no baggage fees to pay, no bags to check in and
collect, meaning you go straight to security before boarding the plane, whilst
at the other end, you pass straight through customs and immigration and
continue on to your destination. This is my preferred method, when travelling
alone and taking a short break, even if it means foregoing beer to bring home.
However, if I am going away for periods in excess of five days, or my wife is
travelling with me, then I will pay the extra and go for the checked-in
hold-baggage option.
How not to pack your case |
It’s still not all plain-sailing though, as there are two
other factors to be aware of. The first is weight, and the second is how to
safely pack your precious cargo without any of the bottles breaking in transit,
soaking and potentially ruining the contents of your suitcase. Dealing with
weight first; all airlines impose weight restrictions on individual items of
baggage. Excess weight costs money in terms of extra fuel, but there are also
manual handling issues to take into account. Spare a thought for the poor
baggage handler who has to climb inside the hold of the aircraft and stow your
over-loaded bag, whilst trying to avoid giving himself a hernia in the process.
As a general rule, the cheaper the airline, the less weight
you are allowed to bring; unless you are willing to pay the not insignificant
excess baggage charge. You need to box clever here, and work out exactly how
many bottles your suitcase can accommodate (always assuming there’s sufficient
space), without exceeding the limit. When checking in for the outward flight, I
always make a mental note of the weight showing on the display, when I place my
bag on the belt. I then know within a kilo or so how much weight I’ve got to
play with. You then need to know the weight of any bottles you are planning to
bring back with you. With the aid of Google you discover that an empty 500ml
bottle weighs in at around 300g, whilst a 330ml bottle comes in at around 200g.
You then need to add the weight of the contents, which is easy, as 500ml weighs
500g and 330 ml equates to 330g. (Weights are based on the density of water,
which is 1.00 g/ml; but as beer is approx 95% water, and alcohol is actually
lighter than water, you won’t go far wrong if you use this conversion).
Hard-shell case for better protection |
Having determined the number of bottles you can bring back,
you then have the task of packing them carefully, so that they don’t break in
transit. The really important points
here are that bottles should be as immobilised as far as possible AND
should not touch the sides of the case, or another bottle. Bubble-wrap is ideal for
this purpose, but I often simply slide a couple of socks over each bottle and
then partially wrap each one with a T-shirt, or similar item of clothing. Basically use whatever
it takes to keep each bottle separate from its neighbour and away from the
sides of the case.
A selection of goodies from a previous trip to Bavaria |
There is another way of acquiring exotic beers, and that is
to order from one of the growing number of on-line beer agencies. It will cost
you a bit more, as there are delivery charges to pay, and these can be quite
steep. There is also the risk of breakages; although most agencies, these days,
use reputable carriers to mitigate against this. Some beer agencies also
welcome callers, and this is what I will be doing, next weekend when I make the
journey to Norfolk, to visit my
father. Beers of Europe have one of the largest selections of both British and
foreign beers in the UK, at their warehouse, just outside Kings Lynn,
and it will be well worth making a slight detour in order to pick up a few
goodies for Christmas.
Cans can travel by air |
One final point; I’ve been told that cans also travel
without rupture in aircraft holds. Some of you may know I work for a company
which is Japanese owned. We have regular visitors from Japan,
and also have researchers seconded to us for lengthier periods of time. I count
one of these scientists as a friend as well as a colleague, and it was he who
told me about transporting cans of beer across continents.
Cans are very popular in Japan, for ecological reasons, so
my colleague has been bringing some with him and taking others back with him on
trips between Japan and the UK. I haven’t tried this yet, but my friend hasn’t
experienced any problems. I would add here though, that cans are far more
susceptible to crushing than glass bottles, so in this instance a hard-shell
suitcase is essential.