I'm going to
Shoreham for the day this
Saturday, I told
Mrs PBT's, little thinking that my good lady wife was thinking that I meant the seaside town of
Shoreham, in
West Sussex. I quickly put her right, and explained that I was off to the much smaller and much less well-known
Kentish settlement of
Shoreham, a delightful village in the idyllic setting of the
Darent Valley, which runs in a northerly direction, through the chalk hills of the
North Downs, from just north of Sevenoaks to the
Dartford Creek Barrier, the point at which the Darent flows into the
River Thames. The reason for my visit was a short ramble, along the
Darent Valley, towards
Shoreham in the company of members of
West Kent CAMRA, naturally taking in a few local pubs along the way. The journey, by rail, from
Tonbridge involves a change of train at
Sevenoaks , and then a short ride up the valley towards
Shoreham. There was a dozen or so of us who left the train, except it was the larger settlement of
Otford, where we alighted, rather than the next stop of
Shoreham.The idea was to walk from
Otford, along a short stretch of the
Darent Valley Way, to
Shoreham, where we would be meeting up with those members who had decided not to walk. Leaving the train at
Otford, meant the chance of calling in at one of two local pubs in the village, and the pub chosen was the
Bull, a former coaching inn in the heart of
Otford, and the largest pub in the village. Ten years or so ago, the
Bull belonged to
Scottish & Newcastle, remember them? but the pub is now part of the
Whiting & Hamond group, a small, independent chain, based in
West Kent, with an estate that also includes, the
Little Brown Jug, at
Chiddingstone Causeway. The latter is the small village where my current employer is based, and the
Jug, as it's known locally, is just a short 5 minutes walk away from my workplace. Pubs within the group are quite heavily accented towards the food trade, although they normally manage to sustain a healthy wet trade. Quite sensibly, the pubs restrict their cask range to just two or three beers, and these tend to include local favourites, such as
Larkin's, or beers from further afield, such as
Gun Brewery. Both establishments fit the image of a welcoming country pub blending classic charm, modern food, plus friendly service all enjoyed in a cosy interior, offering a relaxed atmosphere that is perfect for any occasion.
It was time to move on, so after crossing the road opposite the
Bull, we skirted the village cricket pitch, before heading into woodland which provided a much welcome chance to escape from the rather oppressive heat. As mentioned earlier, the path followed roughly the route of the
Darent Valley Way, although for the pedantic amongst us, the official path is slightly lower down in the valley.
To cut a long story short, we entered
Shoreham close to the vineyards, that overlook the easterly slopes of the
Downs, before skirting the edge of the village itself. The plan was to enter
Shoreham from the north, stop off at the
Crown, which is the furthermost pub in the village, and then work our way back towards the station, stopping off at the
King's Arms, before finishing at the
Samuel Palmer. From there it would be a short, but steep walk back up the lane, towards
Shoreham station, and the train home.
Shoreham is unbelievably picturesque, so I was appalled to learn from local
CAMRA Branch Chairman, Tony, whom I was walking with, that this picturesque gem, surrounded by some equally beautiful countryside, nearly disappeared beneath the concrete and tarmac of the
London Orbital Motorway. The original planned route of the
M25 was designed to cut directly through the
Darent Valley and straight through
Shoreham village, with the planners intending for the motorway to pass right through the landscape made famous by the
19th-century artist
Samuel Palmer. The route change was forced by a massive public outcry, because the proposed motorway would have carved right through the heart of
Palmer’s "Earthly Paradise" and spoiled for ever,
Shoreham village and its picturesque river valley. Such a horror story, would be unimaginable today, but in
Thatcher's Britain, environmental and aesthetic concerns were quite low down on the list of priorities.
Fortunately, the strong protest mounted by environmental and local campaigners succeeded in forcing a change of heart, which led to the authorities diverting the motorway north of the village, and pushing the road roughly a mile to the west of
Shoreham. I do vaguely remember the
"lucky escape" that
Shoreham and the
Darent Valley had, from the hands of the planners, but the story serves as a reminder of the need for constant vigilance against the worst excesses of those who would concrete over some of the country's most beautiful locations, in order to make a quick buck.
We arrived, quite suddenly at the northern end of
Shoreham, after crossing the
Darent by a narrow, wooden footbridge. A short distance in front of us was the second pub of the day, and the first of the village's three remaining pubs. The
Crown of Shoreham, as the pub calls itself, is a cornerstone of village life, offering a friendly retreat where locals and visitors connect over great food and drinks in a cosy, inclusive setting. This multi-room pub, spread across two different levels, was busy with walkers - like ourselves, but was also holding a barbecue out in the rear garden.
Thinking, correctly as it happened, that something from the barbecue would be quicker than a full-blown meal from the main kitchen, I ordered a pulled-pork burger, which arrived promptly and filled the appropriate gap in my hunger. There were two cask beers -
Dark Star Hophead, plus
Young's Ordinary. I opted for the former, as am not a fan of the resurrected
Young's beers, which taste nothing like the classic,
Wandsworth brews I remember with fondness from three decades or so, ago.
After people had finished their lunch and/or their beer, we headed off, passing on the way the sadly closed
Two Brewers in the
High Street. This establishment transitioned from a traditional pub, to a food-led restaurant in
2019, before closing its doors permanently in
August 2020. You can still see its old name boldly incised on the front wall. The demise of the
Two Brewers, reduced the number of pubs in the village down to three, from a highwater point of five, within living memory. The previous closure was that of the
Royal Oak, which also in the
High Street. The
Oak shut up shop in the late
1990's, although I'm not sure that I ever visited that particular hostelry.
We were making for the third pub on our itinerary, the
Kings Arms, an attractive, weather boarded pub, close to one of the bridges over the
Darent. This is the
Shoreham pub that I remember best, but unfortunately, some football match or other, was taking place that afternoon, and with the pub showing it live on TV, the place was packed, both inside and out. I was bringing up the rear, so was more than a little surprised at finding the lead walkers in our party leaving the pub, just as us stragglers, arrived.
They reported that it had been difficult to get served, despite a preponderance of bar staff, most of whom appeared to be
"just hanging around". This was a shame as I would have liked to, at least, have had a quick pint there, but there's always another time. Instead, I followed the rest of the group along the relatively short distance to the final pub on the itinerary.
This was the
Samuel Palmer, at the southern edge of the village, and just a short stroll down from
Shoreham station. After closing in
2020, "Ye Olde George Inn" reopened as the
"Samuel Palmer", in
April 2022. The pub is named after
Samuel Palmer,
a
19th Century landscape painter who lived in
Shoreham - and the pub is decorated with prints of his work. It is now owned by the nearby,
Mount Vineyard, and a substantial amount of money has been spent renewing this historic old inn, but without ruining its essential character. A new courtyard/terrace area has been opened up, at the rear of the building, although as we discovered the majority of the pub's patrons seem to prefer sitting out at the front of the pub.
I visited the
Samuel Palmer, a couple of years ago, and
wrote about it here, and then, as now I'm pleased to report that the
Samuel Palmer remains very much a pub to drop into to for a beer or two, selected from a range of mainly locally-brewed, cask ales. I opted for the
Larkin's Traditional and can confirm that it was on top form. The pub was certainly buzzing that
Saturday, with lots of customers sitting outside, enjoying the early summer sunshine. This allowed our group to grab a couple of tables inside. The service was quick and professional, so I don't know what went wrong at the
Kings Arms, but the pub's loss was the
Samuel Palmer's gain.
It was a
20 minute, uphill walk, to
Shoreham station, but I allowed plenty of time because with an hourly service (unusual for a Saturday - and possibly due to engineering works, elsewhere) I didn't want to miss the train. For those wishing to duplicate all, or just part of this day out in
Shoreham, or at other locations within the
Darent Valley, Thameslink operate a half-hourly service from
London Victoria, with additional trains during peak hours, from
London Blackfriars. For those travelling from
Tunbridge Wells, Tonbridge, or the
Kent Coast, it will be necessary to change at
Sevenoaks. Whatever your means of getting there, do go and explore
Palmer's "Valley of Vision", and as you enjoy a pint or two, in one of
Shoreham's surviving three pubs, give thanks that this peaceful and beautiful corner of
Kent, escaped being buried under a tide of concrete and tarmac.