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Source - Harvey & Son Ltd
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We don’t do Christmas ales properly in this country. I was prompted to write this piece, after
reading a post that appeared on my phone, early on Christmas morning. The post
came courtesy of Irish blogger, The Beer Nut who, after spending several
Christmases in England, had developed a bit of a hankering for them.
He qualified that
last statement by saying that they weren’t especially good, but it was more the
experience than anything else. After his stays in England, he was somewhat
surprised to find four Christmas Ales on sale, at his local JDW, back in
Ireland.
A review then
followed which highlighted that only one of these ales really stood out - Donner
& Blitzed, a dark ale, from Milestone in Lincolnshire. I replied along
the lines that there is something about the majority of UK-brewed Christmas
ales, which invariably disappoints, as very few of them are brewed to a decent
strength. I added the comment that no self-respecting Christmas ale should look
like yet another bog-standard, pale ale.
In what seems like
a case of history repeating itself, I wrote a similar post as far back as 2012,
lamenting the lack of a decent Christmas ale, here in the UK, asking why can’t
we turn out anything decent for the festive season? I went on to say that more
often than not, many Christmas Ales turn out to be bog standard, uninspiring,
malt-led, brownish bitters in the 4.0 – 5.0% strength bracket. Far too many of
today's festive offerings are pale in colour (sometimes even golden!), low in
strength and low on taste. The only thing Christmassy about them is the name on
the pump clip, and all too often that is a silly pun or spoonerism with a
dubious Christmas connection.
On that last point, there have been some quite excruciating
names for
Christmas ales over the years, with appalling puns, double entendres,
unashamedly sexist themes and even some out and out smut. If you don’t believe
me, then check out the
Pump Clip Parade website for
details of some of the worse ones, but being serious for a moment, beers brewed
to commemorate the festive season really do deserve better than a rash of cringe-worthy and rather juvenile, school-boy jokes.
So, what do I look for in a
Christmas beer? Well, a decent
strength to start with; ideally something around
6.0% and certainly nothing
below
5.0%! I also like my
Christmas ale to be dark in colour (preferably
darker than ruby), full-bodied and well-hopped.
Other countries manage to deliver on this front, in
particular Belgium with many breweries putting out seasonal stunners,
whilst over in Bavaria many brewers produce strong, seasonal Weihnachtsbier,
named after "Weihnachten" the German word for Christmas. These
normally run in at anywhere between 6 & 8% abv, not quite as strong as the
Belgian offerings, many of which get into double figures, but they are all
good, full-bodied beers designed to keep out the cold.
Perhaps that’s the
problem here in the
UK, as we don’t get really cold winters, or if we do then
the cold snap normally doesn’t last that long. Consequently, few beers come
near the sorts of strengths common on the Continent, although
Harvey’s
Christmas Ale hits the spot for me at
7.5%.
It’s a perfectly balanced strong dark bitter-sweet
ale, satisfying and warming, but obviously a beer to be treated with respect
but, as I alluded to earlier, it’s rare to find a beer this strong in Britain,
especially on draught. I have also in the past, enjoyed Hook Norton's
Twelve Days, another fine dark ale, not as strong as Harvey's, but still a
welcome sight on a pub bar. Old Dairy Snow
Top, is another beer well worth looking out for, and whilst this dark and
warming 6.0% abv Winter Ale, is not exclusively brewed for the Christmas
period, it is still much appreciated at this time of year.
Whilst researching
my original article, I came across a specially commissioned article on
Christmas Ales, written for pub chain
Wetherspoon’s house magazine by respected
veteran, beer writer
Jeff Evans. who at the time was the author of
CAMRA's
Good Bottled Beer Guide. The article began with a look back to those times,
as little as
35 years or so ago, when
Christmas was the only time of the year
one could expect to see something different on the bar apart from a brewer's
mild, bitter, and possibly best bitter.
He contrasted this with the situation at the time of writing,
when there is a whole plethora of so-called Christmas Ales weighing down
the nation's bars. Jeff picked out a few
of his favourites, and whilst he did make mention of the silly Christmas-themed
puns, he was conscious that he was writing a commissioned article for JDW,
so didn’t come down too hard on the names, or the weak strength, of
some of the beers,
I can certainly remember when the situation that
Jeff harks
back to; a time when
Christmas Ales really were something special, rather than
just a slightly reddish coloured
best bitter with a silly name and equally
silly pump clip. Whilst I obviously welcome the far greater availability of
seasonal ales today, I do feel that the whole
Christmas thing has been dumbed
down and lost its meaning.
I’d like to end on that note, and square the circle, so to
speak, as I’ve just cracked open a bottle of Shepherd Neame Christmas Ale. The
Faversham-based brewery produce a Christmas ale every year and have been doing
so for as long as I can remember. I was in the VIth form when I
first came across the beer, and then, like now, it was only available in
bottled form.
A friend of mine told me about it, and I recall us both
trying a bottle in the Royal Oak, at Mersham, to the east of Ashford. I was
intrigued at the time, that a brewery would produce a beer especially for
Christmas, and this more than anything, was what persuaded me to try it.
I can’t remember what the beer tasted like, or how strong it
was. It might seem incredible, but back in the
early 1970’s, there was no
requirement to declare the
ABV or
Original Gravity of any beers. Consumers were
left totally in the dark as to how strong, or indeed weak, a beer might be. Brewers often used this to their advantage, by giving the
impression that a particular beer was stronger than it actually was. They also
used this lack of visibility to reduce the strength of their beers, without informing
consumers, or passing on the cost savings generated by the reduction.
I said that I couldn’t recall the strength, but I do
remember being surprised that the beer was relatively pale in colour. Despite
knowing virtually nothing about beer at the time, I at least expected that a
strong beer would be dark in colour. I do remember though, the distinctive
label on the half pint bottles that the beer came in, as it featured a group of
musicians, wrapped up warm against the cold, and holding a lantern aloft, as if
the guide the way.
Fast forward nearly 50 years, and I have a 500ml bottle of
Shepherd Neame’s current Christmas Ale in front of me. Brewed to an abv of 7.0%,
the beer is amber in colour, and is packed full of a blend of crystallised
fruit aromas, set against a background of spicy hops. Like I said, things have turned full circle, as far as Shepherd
Neame’s Christmas Ale is concerned, and it’s good to come back to the place that
I started my infatuation with Christmas Ale, almost a half century ago.