We didn’t originally plan to go to Oktoberfest, in fact it
happened virtually by accident; not that many people actually believe this statement!
Both family and work colleagues thought I had arranged our holiday deliberately
to coincide with the "grand-daddy" of all beer festivals, and the best known and
most famous event of its kind in the world. This was not the case, as I am
about to point out.
When choosing our holiday, and planning the travel
arrangements, I originally wanted to visit somewhere else in Germany,
for what would be my fourth trip to the Federal
Republic in a year. I settled on Heidelberg;
a city which had all the attributes I was looking for – historic buildings,
attractive setting, a good general ambience, plus some good places in which to
enjoy a few beers.
The last attribute could apply to almost anywhere in Germany,
but Heidelberg seemed both
desirable and relatively easy to get to. My wife however, had other ideas, and
expressed a strong desire to return to Regensburg;
the attractive medieval city, on the banks of the River Danube, which we had
visited last year. I was not averse to the idea, so being the dutiful and at
times compliant husband, I agreed and set about making the travel arrangements
and booking the accommodation.
Last year we flew to Nuremberg
from Stansted, using Ryan Air, and then took the train to Regensburg.
There is only one flight a day in each direction and whilst this worked out
well in 2016, the timings this year necessitated either a very early start, or an
overnight stop. The family also expressed a wish not to fly back on a Sunday,
as they wanted a day to recuperate from the holiday, before returning to work (light-weights!).
Son Matthew had left it late to book his leave, meaning we
were looking at the last week in September, rather than my preferred option of
the first week. This was the same week as last year, and also happened to
coincide with the last week of Oktoberfest. Because of this clash I at first,
deliberately steered clear of Munich
as our point of entry because I thought (wrongly as it turned out) that flights
and accommodation would be expensive.
Something happened to make me change my mind, and that was
Eileen having to go into work on the Monday to sort out the men’s wages and pay
various contractors. She works, on a self-employed basis, for a firm of
scaffolders, and is responsible for the admin and office side of the operation.
She has no deputy, and although I’d suggested her sorting out these financial
matters the day before, this was not practical.
Not paying the workforce was obviously out of the question,
but what was possible was her going in for the morning and us to then take
a flight later in the day. As it happened, there was a suitable, early-evening
flight from Gatwick with Easy Jet, and what’s more it was dirt cheap. All that
was needed was somewhere to stay for the night in the city. I found a decent
hotel, offering rooms at a fairly reasonable rate, close to the main station.
Matt’s friend had stayed there a couple of times, and we had met up with him there
on our last visit to Munich, back in February.
I booked us in for the night, and then booked a four night
stay in Regensburg, at the same
well-appointed hotel, right in the heart of the old town, where we had stayed
the previous year. With a late evening flight back booked for the Saturday
evening, the stage as set for three and a half days in Regensburg, sandwiched
between two half days in the Bavarian capital. All that was left then was to
think of something to do in Munich
for late Tuesday morning/early afternoon.
I thought of a bit of sight-seeing, followed by some
shopping, before rounding things off with lunch (plus a few beers at one of the
city’s excellent beer-gardens). I was looking at a tram-ride out to the
Englischer Garten when the brainwave struck; why not call in at Oktoberfest
instead?
The festival site, or Theresienwiese (Wiesn), was only about
15 minutes walk from the hotel, and a similar distance from the station. We
could leave our bags at the hotel and then nip along to Oktoberfest. We were in
town, we were close by, it was the perfect opportunity and, as the saying goes,
“It would be rude not to!”.
I spent a few weeks genning up on all things Oktoberfest,
and in this I was ably assisted by the excellent “Meet me in Munich” – “A Beer Lover’s
Guide to Oktoberfest”, by Moses Wolff. I cannot recommend this book highly enough
for anyone contemplating a visit to Oktoberfest, as not only is it packed with
just about everything you need to know, it is written with care, devotion plus
just the right amount of humour, by a native of Munich, who still lives in the
city and is a regular (and frequent), visitor to Oktoberfest.
The book changed my perception of the event from something I
thought of as just a glorified “piss-up”, to what it really is, namely the
world’s largest folk festival, travelling fun-fair and a celebration of all
things Bavarian. Of course beer features highly on the agenda, and the event wouldn’t be Oktoberfest without
it, but I soon discovered there are plenty of other things to see and do,
besides necking back Maβ Krug’s of high-octane beer, and it was this which
helped me sell our proposed visit to the family.
Matt didn’t need much
persuasion, although as he later confided he was pleasantly surprised to
discover it was not just a crowd of mainly blokes, sitting in an enormous beer
hall, swilling litre-sized mugs of beer. Eileen too enjoyed the experience and
was quite taken aback to learn I hadn’t been before. “I didn’t realise you were
an Oktoberfest virgin”, she told me as we wandered down to the Wiesn, “We’d
better get along there quick, and lose our virginity before anyone catches on.”
And that’s where, for the time being at least, we will leave
this narrative about the world’s biggest beer festival. Next time I describe
our experience of this slightly crazy, but fun-filled event, along with some
useful tips and practical information for other would be first time visitors,
keen to lose their “Oktoberfest virginity”.