The Saturday before last, Tonbridge held its own
Oktoberfest, in a large marquee attached to the town’s football ground, at
Longmead. We first became aware of this event through one of the building firms
that Mrs PBT’s does accountancy work for. The company’s yard and office are
adjacent to the Tonbridge Angels ground, so they often have first hand
knowledge as to what’s going on at the club.
It was Mrs PBT’s boss who tipped us off about the event,
although I do recall seeing some early advanced publicity for it, but the thing
that really sparked my interest was the event’s sponsor. This was the people behind Hofmeister Helles,
the re-vamped 1980’s lager brand. The beer is now an authentic German
Helles, brewed by a small brewery in the heart of Bavaria,
and very tasty it is too.
Tonbridge Oktoberfest was as a “ticket only” event, with the
option of pre-booking a table. As well as Hofmeister Helles, there was food in
the form of Bratwurst and pulled pork, supplied by local butchers Hayward’s,
plus classic Oktoberfest entertainment provided by the London Oompah Band.
Sponsor, Richard Longhurst, one of the two people behind the
re-launch of Hofmeister, said: “I love Oktoberfest and I am so excited that
Hofmeister can sponsor the very first Oktoberfest in Tonbridge. It will be a
true Bavarian experience and Hofmeister Helles is the perfect beer sponsor for
this – a truly authentic Bavarian beer.”
Mrs PBT’s boss booked a table for 10 people, which included
the Bailey family. Included in the ticket price was the first beer of the
evening, along with a complimentary “Stein.” Now anyone who has been to Bavaria
will know, that the large, glass one-litre drinking vessels are known as a Maβ
Krug, rather than a Stein; the latter word, of course, being German for "stone."
Stein can be used to describe a ceramic, stoneware drinking
vessel, but leaving semantics aside, the drinking vessels at Tonbridge
Oktoberfest were made of non-breakable polycarbonate, no doubt for safety
reasons. They were CE marked as two pints, so were slightly larger than the
traditional Munich one litre Maβ
Krugs.
The beer was token only, and if I did my maths correctly,
the beer worked out at £7.50 for a full two-pint refill. The polycarbonate
drinking vessels were returnable; Matthew kept his but I exchanged mine for a
charity donation at the end of the evening. The food was also token only, which I thought
rather unnecessary.
Once you’ve experienced the real thing any attempt to
replicate Munich’s world famous Oktoberfest is bound to end up leaving one
wanting more, so the thing to remember about these “copy-cat” events is to not
even attempt a comparison with the real deal. Instead treat them as something
enjoyable in their own rights and then just go with the flow.
Mrs PBT’s and I wore the pointed felt hats we’d purchase at Oktoberfest 2017, but there
were a surprisingly large amount of people who went several stages further and
turned up in traditional Bavarian costume. There were a lot more Lederhosen and
braces being worn than Dirndl’s, whereas in Munich,
the split is much more 50:50.
If truth be known, the event didn’t really compare with the real
one, but on the plus side, the beer was very drinkable, being brewed to a much
more sensible strength than the 6% plus Festbier, served at Oktoberfest Munich.
The London Oompah Band were good, and helped get people in the mood, but the
timing of their set was too early in the evening,
The DJ set that followed was far too loud, making
conversation impossible, but it did get people up on their feet and dancing. As
at the real Oktoberfest, dancing on the tables was not permitted; although several
people did get carried away. Mrs PBT’s boss was amongst them, and had to be
helped/persuaded down by security. He ended up falling off the table, but
apparently can remember nothing about the event!
I was quite restrained, in comparison, sticking to two x 2
pint mugs, plus another one which I shared with Matthew. We also enjoyed a
pulled pork roll each, along with a Bratwurst – two in Matthew’s case!
Will we go next year? It depends really on what else is on,
but if we do we might have to go the whole hog and don traditional
Bavarian attire; just for the sheer hell
of it!