As I’m sure many of you will have noticed, the weather’s
been unseasonably mild for the beginning of December, and much of November was
very similar. We haven’t been tempted yet to light our log-burner, and our thick
winter coats, scarves and woolly hats are still in the cupboard.
It’s been plain sailing in the mornings too, with no ice to
scrape off the car windscreen, and no icy country roads to contend with on the
drive into work. The central heating is ticking over in the background, but is nowhere
near running flat out. This is despite sharing a house with a woman who feels
the cold – don’t they all?
So far so good, and with a potentially lower gas bill to
look forward to, you could be forgiven for thinking that everything’s rosy.
Well it’s pretty good, all things considered, with one exception, the warm
weather seems to have created a paucity of demand for dark ales, and I’m
getting increasingly desperate to track some down.
By dark ales, I mean beers such as Harvey's XXXX Old Ale
or Larkin’s Porter, both of which are firm favourites of mine and beers
to look forward to as winter approaches.
Late Autumn is traditionally the season when many old
ales make their appearance, followed a little later on by stronger beers
such as winter warmers and barley wines. Harvey's
launch their Old Ale at the beginning of October, whilst Larkin’s traditionally
hold their delectable Porter back until Bonfire Night.
I haven’t seen either on sale yet, and here we are heading
into December with Christmas only three weeks away. I seem to have this moan
every year but normally a few weeks earlier in the season than now, so why no dark
ales gracing our bars and pubs, and why does my desire for a drop of the dark
stuff end up like the quest for the Holy Grail?
Despite the welcome increase in discerning drinking
establishments locally, I still think far too many licensees are frightened to
take a punt, and would rather play things safe, when it comes to dark ales. With
a few honourable exceptions, most pubs in these parts shy away from serving
dark ales, in the mistaken belief they won’t sell. The trouble is they won’t
know until they try, and I wouldn’t mind betting that few, if any, have
actually tried.
I know full well, from when we had our off-licence, that
dark beers fly out the door, particularly during the winter months and I’m sure
local pubs would experience the same level of interest. It can’t be that
experimental or overly-adventurous to stock the odd dark beer, can it?
Harvey's Old Ale
is available in the brewery’s own tied pubs and that's about it, and Larkin’s Porter has always been a difficult beer to track down, and the pubs which do
sell it are normally right out in the sticks, which means it is necessary to
drive there. This sort of defeats the object, particularly if you start to get
the taste for one of these delicious dark beers.

So will this weekend finally be the time when I manage to
track down one or more of my favourite dark ales, or will I be foiled by a doomed
mix of warm weather and overly-cautious licensees?
I will let you know.