Please
forgive the last word of the title; the blame lies well and truly with
Mrs
PBT’s. It was she who came up with this term of endearment, in reference to the
bus pass I acquired back in
April. Slightly jealous that I would be off
exploring the local highways and byways, whilst enjoying the view from the top
deck of a bus, the term she came up with was designed to convey the omnibus
equivalent of a
“train anorak!”
Somewhat
ironically, I have so far turned out to be a rather infrequent “bus wanker,”
but that’s all set to change next month when I switch to part-time working. The
beauty of my bus pass is that after 10.30am weekdays, and anytime at weekends,
I can use it to journey wherever I want to – within reason.
Looking
back, I’ve only made around five bus journeys, one of which took place this
past Bank Holiday Monday. It was a bit of a whim, but with the weather not looking
that great, and with most of the gardening and household jobs out of the way, I
decided to take the bus over to Tunbridge Wells. This is where my bus pass came
in handy, but as if to super-charge it, I downloaded the Arriva App to help me
plan my route and know which buses to take.
Arriva, run
the majority of bus services in
West Kent, and they also extend into
neighbouring
East Sussex. I went for the
App, initially just to look up the bus
times, but soon discovered its inter-active capabilities, that give the user
real time information. It tracks your location, but in order to not drain your
phone battery too rapidly, only does so whilst, the App is open.
Then by
clicking on the “Plan” option and typing in where you want to go, it then gives
you a choice of buses, departure times and, should you be interested,
intermediate stops. All this is in real time, and the App even calculates the
time taken to walk to the nearest named bus stop.
So, like a
kid with a new toy, off I went, taking the
291 bus, from the stop nearest to
Bailey Towers, to
Pembury Hospital. There after a 10-minute wait, I was able to
catch a different service into
Tunbridge Wells. (Actually, it was the same bus
that just changed its number, after the driver had enjoyed a short break). The route
taken by the second bus, took me and my fellow passengers through the local
retail park, followed by a tour of a large housing estate. This was fine by me
as, after all, my journey was completely free! Furthermore, by following the
route on the App, I knew exactly where to get off.
I was
looking for a new pair of
shoes, amongst other things, but I knew there would
also be the chance of a beer or two once the shopping had been accomplished. As
it happened, the shopping didn’t take long at all, the longest part was queuing
at the pharmacy counter in
Boots, for various pills and potions that
Mrs PBT’s
thought she might need on our forthcoming cruise.
As for the
shoes, I will probably buy them online. I know it’s bad for the High Street,
but my preferred brand of Clarks has an online outlet offering a 20% discount –
something not to be sniffed at, when you’re talking around £90 a pair! Their
Tunbridge Wells store did give me the chance to look at the various styles,
colours and treads available – something you can’t do online.
So, with
some ideas in mind, backed up by several photos, the next and most important
question was, where to go to for a pint? I had a couple of places in mind, the
George or Sankey’s. Both are at the top end of the town, in the area known as
Mount Ephraim, and both offer a wide ranging and eclectic mix of beers.
My
preference was for Sankey’s, based on the fact it was an absolute age since I
last set foot in the place, but according to WhatPub, it doesn’t open on
Mondays. I decided to take a walk past anyway, especially as it was on the way
to the George, but to my absolute delight I noticed a light in the window, as I
approached and with the “A” board in the entrance porch, providing another
positive sign, the pub gods really were smiling on m that day.
Leaving the
George for another day, I stepped inside. There were a couple of rather
charming young ladies milling around the bar, one of whom asked me what I would
like as I stood looking at the beer list, prominently displayed behind the
counter, more than a little confused by the variety on offer.
I could see
no cask, despite there being a hand-pump with a Long Man Brewery clip, set against the
back wall, but I was quite happy to choose one or more of the craft offerings.
I started off with Wanna Go to the Sun, a 4.6% pale ale from the highly
respected Lost & Grounded Brewery.
After
suggesting I grab a table to the far left of the bar, the friendly barmaid said
she’d bring the beer over for me, along with the packet of crisps I’d ordered.
I perched myself at one of the high tables close to the impressively large and ornate
Bass mirror. This one was definitely an original, rather than a cheap imitation
from that mythical factory in
Wrexham.
How do I
know this? Well, Sankey’s is renowned for its amazing collection
of old brewery
advertising signs, collected over many years, by the current
landlord’s father. Given the pub’s location it is not surprising that Kent
breweries feature prominently amongst the memorabilia. Long defunct names such
as Smith & Co of Lamberhurst, Masons of Maidstone, Fremlin’s – one of the largest brewers in Kent, and also of
Maidstone, plus Tunbridge Wells’s own sadly vanished brewery, E & H
Kelseys, whose Culverden Brewery stood just a few hundred yards away from
Sankey’s.
I referred
briefly to the current landlord’s father, who as well as collecting all that
brewing memorabilia, is also something a local author. For
Christmas last year,
I treated myself to a copy of
Guy Sankey’s book,
“Old Breweries of Tunbridge
Wells,” published in association with the
Royal Tunbridge Wells Civic Society.
This fascinating, and well-illustrated publication is worthy of a post in its
own right, but for anyone interested in old breweries and the role they paid in
the development of
Tunbridge Wells, Guy’s book is well worth a read.
I know
Guy
well enough to say hello to, but I only know his son
Matthew by sight. He
popped in for a brief check on the pub, whilst I was enjoying my first beer –
the hallmark of a good landlord, in my book. The family also run a couple of
fishmongers shops – one in
Tonbridge and the other in Tunbridge Wells,
alongside a champagne & oyster bar situated on the town’s famous
Pantiles
area.
In
addition, below the
Mount Ephraim pub, they operate a renowned
Seafood
restaurant, linked to the bar by means of a staircase, as the rear. I have
eaten there on a couple of occasions whilst entertaining visitors from our
parent company, in
Japan.
Returning
to Monday’s visit, there was a really nice atmosphere in the bar, with a good
mix of customers. A chap with his inquisitive and friendly dog, provided the
entertainment, as did the athletic barmaid who jumped up onto the rear counter,
and then had to stand on tiptoe in order to adjust the hand-written beer
list. writing up the beers
Talking of
beers, my Lost & Grounded choice was excellent, so I decided to push the
boat out for the next one. Magic Rock, Clown Juice, a White IPA (I think it designates cloudy), proved a good beer to finish on, but at 7% abv, I wisely stuck to a half
pint.
After that,
it was time to drink up, as a quick peep at my
Arriva App informed me there was
a bus due in 10 minutes. I said goodbye to the bar staff and wandered back down
the hill, to the stop in
Grosvenor Road, opposite
Fuggles. The return journey
was a single ride home to Tonbridge, that I enjoyed from the top deck of the
No. 7 bus. It dropped me near the station, which meant a 15-minute walk home,
after an enjoyable afternoon out – courtesy of my bus pass.
I will end
on that note, as the irony is today, my good lady wife’s very own bus pass
arrived in the post, a full 10 days before the date she officially reaches the
age of qualification. Work that one out for yourselves, bearing in mind you
should never ask a lady her age.
Needless to
say I congratulated her on becoming a fully qualified, "bus wanker," in her own
right!