There were a couple of unexpected surprises to round off
yesterday’s trip into darkest Sussex,
and they made for a pleasant end to the day. I am sure retiredmartin will
appreciate them, so it is with him in mind that this brief post is written.
We left Downland Brewery, slightly later than anticipated;
what is it with blokes, their beer and their ability to talk the hind leg off a donkey? The idea was to stop off in the pleasant
town of East Grinstead for both a
"comfort stop" and for more beer – as though we needed any! Our tour organiser
had selected the Open Arms; a recently
opened micro-pub, and the first such establishment in the town.
He had contacted the pub several weeks ago to make sure they
could accommodate our party of twelve persons, and received a positive
response. He also phoned last week, just to remind them and to check it was
still OK for our visit. Again the response was positive, so imagine our dismay
when our mini-bus pulled up outside at just after 5.30pm to find the place well and truly shut.
Keeping an eye on the visitors |
The Open Arms, was anything but open and with no sign of
life inside, we were left with little option but to find somewhere else. Our
driver was contracted to be back in Tonbridge by a certain time, so we were
short of options, until our chairman Craig, suggested calling in at the Queen’s
Arms, Cowden Pound, aka "Elsie’s".
The pub was just a short detour off our way home, and being
closer to Tunbridge Wells than East Grinstead, our
driver agreed. The only question was would the Queen’s Arms be open? Our
question was well and truly answered as we approached the pub, as there were
people outside queuing to get in. The car park was also quite full, with a
coach parked in the road at the side of the pub. There was our answer.
We squeezed our way inside and eventually managed to get
served. Larkin’s Traditional was the only beer on sale, although with no
pump-clips on the hand-pulls it was difficult to know this. Martin found the
same on his recent visit, and I’m not sure of the reason. Unfortunately the landlord
and his helper were far too busy to answer such trivial questions, so I will
leave the mystery unsolved until a future visit.
The Larkin’s was in top form though and just £3.20 a pint
represented excellent value. We only had half an hour before our bus was due to
depart, but after the day’s earlier excesses I was happy to just have the one.
A few hardy souls managed two, but their constitutions are obviously a lot
stronger than mine!
We discovered that the coach party were on their way back to
Egham, having travelled down to Sussex
for the Downland Brewery open day. I hadn’t realised that the brewery had
opened especially for the presentation of our certificate, but word had
obviously got round and the group from Egham had taken full advantage of it.
Two of our group knew the person in charge of the Surrey contingent, who was
none other than the steward of the town’s United Services Club; a venue which
is renowned for its beer festivals which feature a choice of “hard to get”
beers.
It was good to see the Queen’s Arms so busy, although the
handful of locals hemmed in at the far end of the bar, looked a little bemused.
We noticed one gent who was drinking “Gold Label” barley wine, poured from a
can. Was this the same individual who Martin noticed? One of our party remarked
that it was precisely because she didn’t want the pub to be swamped by coach
parties, that legendary landlady, Elsie Maynard had insisted the Queen’s Arms
should not be included in the Good Beer Guide.
We departed on time and our driver dropped various groups of
along the way. The four of us remaining decided that a pint in the Humphrey
Bean, Tonbridge’s JDW outlet, would be a good idea. It wasn’t that any of us
really needed more beer, although in my case the alcohol was helping to numb a
particularly bad toothache.
The pub was quite busy, but we managed to find a table. My
three friends opted for the Black Dragon Welsh Cider, but I had other ideas as
soon as I saw the pump-clip bearing the famous Red Triangle. I knew I could
leave the Bean without having at least one pint of Draught Bass, but
unfortunately it wasn’t the finest pint of this legendary beer, which has
crossed my lips.
I admit that my palate would have been a little jaded after
a day on the beer, but the Bass was flat as a pancake and had very little
condition. It was nowhere near as good as the Bass I’d enjoyed the previous
Saturday at the Express Tavern. On the plus side, it was good to see this beer
in our local Spoons so that, plus the unexpected visit to Elsie’s, was the icing on the
cake for what had been a most excellent day out.