The Beer Seller in Tonbridge, which as been open for over
half a year now, continues to go from strength to strength, with two more
strings recently added to the pub’s bow.
I last called in shortly after my return from China, just
over a month ago, but since then I’ve noticed from the pub’s website that an
off-licence section has been opened, along with a couple of meeting/function
rooms.
I had the opportunity to see the latter for myself on Monday
evening, as my local CAMRA branch had booked a room for their July business
meeting. These are bi-monthly events, ie they take place every two months, and
rotate between the three principal towns in the area (Sevenoaks, Tonbridge
& Tunbridge Wells).
The off-licence, which is called the Hidden Seller, is on the
first floor of the building, above the bar area, and is housed in the smaller of the
two meeting rooms. It offers a range of interesting beers, wines and spirits,
sourced from local and artisan producers.
The items for sale are hanging from the wall, secured by the
type of security tags used in supermarkets. Customers are requested to write
down their purchases, on one of the thoughtfully provided slips of paper, and
present it to the bar staff downstairs. They will then collect the items and
bring them ready for payment.
The beers include: East London
Brewery, Burning Sky Brewery, Siren, Lost & Grounded, Nirvana and Hawkes,
whilst the wines, which are mainly local, include such luminaries as Chapel Down, Bolney Estate, Sedlescombe, Kingscote and Nyetimber. A range of spirits is also stocked, but I won’t bother listing these. If you’re really interested, you can check the details on the
Beer Seller’s website.
Our CAMRA business meeting kicked off in the off-licence
section, and it was rather a squeeze fitting 14 of us around the high, central
“posing table,” but when we adjourned for a beer break, we discovered that the
much larger function room was free, and that we were welcome to use that
instead.
The room is situated at the front of the building, again on
the first floor, and overlooks Tonbridge High Street. It is quite plainly
decorated (not sure about those “wallpaper books”), with exposed brick
fireplaces at either end of the room, and some wood panelling along the bottom
half of the walls. It was just right for our meeting, although possibly
slightly too alright, as the proceedings dragged on rather longer than they
should have done.
A discussion about how many Good Beer Guide places the
branch has been allocated, compared to the rest of the county, led to me seriously questioning whether I ever again wish to attend another
such meeting. Getting bogged down in trivia like this demonstrates quite clearly
that CAMRA has lost the plot. I was very tempted to walk out at one stage, and
when the meeting finally ended, my remark “That’s two hours of my irreplaceable
life I’ll never get back,” was
acknowledged with a wry grin by the member sitting next to me.
Fortunately the beer range and quality made up for having to endure such waffle, and pride of place must go to the two offerings from Maidstone brewer, Goacher’s. Both the Best Dark and the Gold Star were on top form, scoring a worthy 3.5 NBSS apiece. The other beer sampled came from Northdown Brewery, a recent, part crowd-funded start-up, based in Margate. Their He-Bru IPA wasn’t quite as enjoyable, but it still came in with a solid 2.5 NBSS.
Three pints was enough for me, especially on a Monday night,
and whilst some members adjourned to Spoon’s – why, for heaven’s sake? a
handful of us remained at the Beer Seller. The manager was obviously pleased
we’d chosen his pub, and reckoned his takings were about three times more than
they’d normally be for a Monday.
Having a function room available, for organisations
like us, seems like a wise move, as places where such groups can hold meetings, without
disturbance to themselves or to other pub users, are few and far between. Although next time my local CAMRA branch book the place, I think I’ll forgo the meeting, and stay downstairs in the bar!