Well after tales of foreign parts, "awesome"
beers, lengthy train journeys, cool dudes and even cooler Vikings, it's time
for a short break and a return to home shores for a post more suited to the
domestic market.
The piece which follows takes its lead from prolific blogger
and Good Beer Guide "ticker" extraordinaire Retired Martin, and on
the basis that imitation is the finest form of flattery, it contains elements
which I'm sure followers of Martin's blog will recognise. However, the content,
observations and underlying theme are entirely my own.
The idea for this post came to me whilst the family and I
were wandering around a small town in South East Kent, after a rather nice
lunch at a nearby pub. With the Bailey family freed from work for the duration
of the long Bank Holiday weekend, we decided that a drive to the coast and fish
and chips by the sea, would be a good way to spend some time together.

It is one of England’s most distinctive landscapes and consists of wide, flat fields, endless skies, meandering ditches dotted with isolated farms and villages. Much of Romney Marsh lies below sea level and covers about an area of around 100 square miles.

A short drive from Winchelsea is the southern tip of Romney
Marsh, where the great sweeping expanse of shingle known as Dungeness, juts out
into the English Channel. It is the largest such shingle
structure in Europe, and was the first stop on
Saturday's trip to the coast.


We were in luck as not only was there room in the car park, there were quite a few spare tables inside the pub, so we grabbed one and went
and placed our order. The
Pilot is renowned for its fish & chips, so I went
straight to the bar and ordered our lunch; cod and chips for Matthew and me,
huss and chips for Mrs PBT's.
We also required something to drink and a house beer, called B17 and brewed specially for the pub by Romney Marsh Brewery, fitted the bill. Described as an American Pale Ale, this refreshing beer weighed in at 5%, and as well as going well with the cod, scored a well deserved 4.0 NBSS.
We also required something to drink and a house beer, called B17 and brewed specially for the pub by Romney Marsh Brewery, fitted the bill. Described as an American Pale Ale, this refreshing beer weighed in at 5%, and as well as going well with the cod, scored a well deserved 4.0 NBSS.
It is several years since I last set foot in the Pilot, and it was every bit as good as I remembered. The service was good with our food arriving within 10 minutes of us ordering. There were plenty of diners in the pub, enjoying the food and there were quite a few sitting outside as well.

Upon leaving the pub we drove along to the tip of
Dungeness, and after parking in the shadow of the nuclear power station, took a
quick walk down to the shoreline. There were a few hardy souls fishing off the
steeply shelving shingle beach, but apart from them and the ever present
seagulls, we had the place to ourselves.
Now for the second and slightly more offbeat part of the
post - the one with the quirky photos and the section which takes its lead from
Retired Martin. We drove into nearby New Romney, parked the car and went for a
wander around.
New Romney holds a particular affection for me, as towards
the end of his career with the Royal Mail, my father was the
town's Postmaster. The original post office has long
gone, after the Royal Mail sold off most of the so-called "Crown Post
Office Buildings."


So what of New Romney itself? Well it is one of the original
Cinque Ports, with a harbour at the mouth of the River Rother, adjacent to
the town's medieval church. Today, the sea is a mile and a half away, and the
Rother flows into the sea several miles away to the south-west, at Rye.


On the way home, we called into Jempson's Superstore at Peasmarsh,
just outside Rye. Jempsons are a
local company and their shop is well-stocked with from the surronding area. As well as
filling up with cheap diesel, we purchased for our tea, some of the
tastiest sausage rolls, sliced beef and artisan crisps we have tasted in long while. It's probably just as well we
don't live in the Rye area, as we would be both broader in beam, and poorer
into the bargain, but it's good to see an independent, family-owned supermarket
more than holding its own against the bigger boys.
The World, according
to the best geographers, is divided into Europe, Asia, Africa, America, and Romney Marsh.
(Rev. R Barham, writing as Thomas Ingoldsby, in The Ingoldsby Legends,1840s).
Ever since, the Marsh has been referred to as ‘The Fifth Continent’.

(Rev. R Barham, writing as Thomas Ingoldsby, in The Ingoldsby Legends,1840s).