Last weekend 
Mrs PBT’s and I spent a few days away. For the record
it was my 
birthday, but not a significant one. However being the 
birthday boy I
got to choose the location, and the area I chose was the 
Forest
 of Dean. 
It is a part of the country which was new to both of us,
although many years ago I skirted the edge of the Forest on a family
trip to Wales,
during my childhood. As my good lady wife is/was a big fan of Premier Inns, I
booked us into their Ross-on-Wye hotel, a couple of miles from the centre of
Ross.
We passed through
 Ross-on-Wye, on that first childhood trip to 
Wales;  it is after all on the 
A40, a road which, prior
to the opening of the 
M4, was the main route into 
South Wales
from England. It’s also worth remembering that until the first 
Severn
 Bridge opened in 
1966, the
crossing at 
Gloucester was the
lowest on the 
Severn.
The strange thing is that earlier
in the journey, as we were skirting around 
Gloucester,
I recognised the crossing over the 
River Severn,  some 
57 years or so after I had first passed that way. How spooky is that! 
 
I digress, so back to the narrative. The 
Forest
 of Dean is a geographical and historical 
 region which
occupies the western part of 
Gloucestershire. It forms a roughly triangular plateau
bounded by the 
River Wye to the west and northwest,
 Herefordshire to the north,
the 
River Severn to the south, and the 
City of Gloucester
to the east.
  
 
The area is one of several surviving ancient woodlands in
 England,
and is characterised by more than 110 square kilometres (42 sq mi) of
mixed woodland. A large area of the forest was reserved for royal hunting both before
and after the 
Norman Conquest and it remains as the second largest 
Crown Forest
in 
England.
We arrived at our 
Premier Inn base just before 
4pm. We had pre-booked a
table at the adjoining 
Beefeater Pub for 
6pm, which didn't really allow sufficient time for exploring prior to our reservation, so we decided to leave a look around 
Ross-on-Wye until the following day. This was a shame, and contrary to my usual preference of getting to know the local area as soon as possible.
The annoying thing was the pub wasn’t overly  busy, and I'm sure that if we'd just turned up later in the evening, they would still have found us a table. Every cloud has a silver lining though and as luck would have it we were in time to take full advantage of the 
Beefeater's "Value Menu", which runs between 
10am and 
6.30pm, and offers a selection of dishes that are almost half the price of the chain's normal offerings.
So it was the 
chicken and ham pie, with thrice-cooked chips and peas, for me, and a 
steak sandwich for 
Mrs PBT’s. Not surprisingly the beer offering wasn’t up to much,
with the dreaded 
Doom Bar as the only cask offering. I gave it a go, and whilst
it was clear, well-conditioned and reasonably fresh, to say it was bland would be an understatement!
We'd ordered drinks to go with our meal; the aforementioned 
Doom Bar for me and a bottle of
 Erdinger low-alcohol wheat beer for my good lady wife. However, when the waiter arrived with the drinks, I noticed that instead of the low-alcohol version, they had brought the full-fat 
Erdinger Wheat Beer. I pointed out the error, but the bottle had already been opened.
Not wishing to see it go to waste, I valiantly said I would drink it, and whilst I am not
normally a fan of wheat beers, I found that particular 
Erdinger to be tasty, enjoyable and possessed of far more character
than 
Rock's "finest".
The following evening, after a day spent exploring 
Ross-on-Wye, Symonds Yat and 
Monmouth,
we again ate at the 
Beefeater. This suited our
purposes, as I’d already had a 
birthday beer, and getting behind the wheel again that
evening would have meant restricting myself to just single a pint. I therefore reasoned it would be pointless to drive
out to a pub where my beer consumption would be severely limited, and besides, the
Beefeater was next to the hotel.
I’m sure the ardent pub-goers reading this will be disappointed, and I must
admit that under different circumstances I would have liked to explore a few
more pubs in both 
Ross and the surrounding area, but as I say, the 
Beefeater ticked the right boxes, apart from the beer offering.
So I celebrated my 
**th birthday with a rather nice mozzarella
filled chicken, wrapped in pancetta, complete with
 stem broccoli
and skinny fries. The bottled 
Erdinger Wheat Beer (full-fat version), was a
good accompaniment to the food and after a dessert and coffee, we returned to our room where I polished off one
of the bottle of
  Pilsner Urquell I’d
bought earlier. The beer was reasonably chilled after several hours
in the boot of the car, although if truth be known, it could have been a little
colder.
To end though, I have to say that 
Premier Inns have fallen mightily in the
estimation of 
Mrs PBT’s. Perhaps I ought to add, as qualification that their
Ross-on-Wye outlet has. It was all down to the bed you see, or should I say
beds, as despite the company guaranteeing everyone a good night's sleep, neither of us did - certainly not on the first night.
Left to my own devices, I would have slept like the proverbial log, but 
Mrs PBT’s experienced great difficulty in getting comfortable and consequently spent much of the night tossing and turning and, at times, positively throwing herself about. It seemed that if she couldn't sleep, then I wasn't going to either!
Being the kind, caring and considerate husband that I am, I ignored her, or at least I did initially, but when her nocturnal movements became too pronounced and too annoying, I thought I'd better ask her what the problem was wrong. When you've been married as long as we have I more or less knew what the answer would be, and sure enough the bed was far too soft for her and she just couldn't get comfortable. 
I suggested that 
Lenny Henry obviously hadn't tried that particular bed, and rolled over closed my eyes and went back to sleep. Like my 
father I can sleep anywhere - even in meetings at work, as my colleagues will gladly testify, but my good lady wife is a lot more particular as to where she lays herself down, and it certainly showed that night.
The following morning we asked at reception for the sofa bed, by the window to be made up.
Great  thought I, a whole double-bed to myself and with luck one contented missus. But no, the sofa bed was not only too hard, but it apparently had a ridge running down the middle. With one more night to go, I opted for the sofa bed and she went back to the double, but sleeping on the left-hand side which is where I'd slept on the first night..
We reckoned that with single business travellers making up much of 
Premier's guests, certainly during the working week, they were more likely to have slept of the right hand side, purely because there's more room to get in and out on that side, and there was some truth in our logic, as we both had a reasonable night's sleep. The only problem I had was trying not to slide off the side of the sofa bed, as it had a pronounced slope.
So is 
Mrs PBT's love affair with 
Premier Inns finally over and, if so, can we go back to my preferred option of scanning 
Booking.com for somewhere that is more individual, cheaper and within walking distance of a decent boozer?