Here's something a little bit different as it’s a post
without any beer. There might have been beer, and it was my every intention
that there would have been beer, but the best laid plans and all that!
To elaborate, it was the Late Spring Bank Holiday Monday,
and I decided to take my bike for a ride. The household chores were up to date,
it was too hot for gardening and whilst we were planning a barbecue for later
on, it seemed a good idea to get out into the countryside and enjoy a slice of
the great outdoors.
There’s a new cycle-way opened locally; actually there are
two cycle-ways, as I discovered earlier. To set the scene it’s worth looking
back to the long-awaited opening of the new section of the A21; the London
to Hastings trunk road. For years
motorists travelling between Tonbridge and Tunbridge Wells had to put up with a
two and a half mile section of single carriageway. Seeing as the aforementioned
settlements are the largest towns in the area, this was not a good state of
affairs, and the congestion along that stretch of the A21 was never good, and
often appalling.
Starting with the Blair government in 1997, successive
administrations played political
football over widening the so-called “missing link”. A scheme would be agreed,
the necessary planning consent approved, funds were made available, and then there
would be a change of government. The project would be cancelled, as part of a spending review and it would be back to square one.
So when work started back in 2015, there was some optimism
locally that at last it would be possible to drive between Tonbridge and Tunbridge Wells, along a decent,
dual-carriageway road, free from any hold-ups. After a few delays, the new section of road finally
opened late last year, and straight away it brought a massive reduction in
congestion and a significant reduction in journey times between the two towns.
Driving along the old road, and watching the new one slowly
taking shape, did show the construction of what looked like some sort of
“service road” running alongside the new dual-carriageway, and it was later
revealed that this was to be a new off-road, cycle path, between the two towns.
Actually, the path runs from the edge of Tonbridge to the top of the North Farm
Industrial Estate - Tunbridge Wells
Retail Park.
Once the landscaping work along the road had been completed,
news broke that the cycle-way was now open, with the official opening taking
place a couple of weekends ago. The MP’s from both towns, were photographed at
the opening ceremony, riding their bikes at least part of the way along the
path' although I wonder how far they actually went, once the photographers had disappeared!
If they could do it, then so could I, so on Bank Holiday
Monday, I set off on my rather basic hybrid bike which I bought 20 years ago from Halfords, to see how far I could get
along this new, and very welcome local amenity. The sun was shining, and with hardly a cloud
in the sky, temperatures were already in the mid-twenties by midday. Fortunately, there was a bit of a
breeze blowing, but in sheltered spots the sun felt really fierce.
The cycle-way begins a short distance away from the Vauxhall
roundabout, and almost straight away it starts to climb. As mentioned above,
the path follows the A21, and as this road passes Tonbridge, it climbs steeply
up Castle Hill; the site of a former Iron Age Hill-Fort. Monday was the first
time this year that I’ve ridden my bike, so I was a little out of practice. I
therefore don’t mind admitting that there were at least three occasions when I
dismounted and pushed.
Despite the noise of the traffic, just a few feet away but
behind either an embankment or a fence, it was great being able to cycle
without fear of being tailgated or even getting mown down by irate motorists in
a tearing hurry. As the route took me nearer the summit of Castle Hill, I
turned round to enjoy the view back towards the outskirts of Tonbridge.
Eventually I reached the top, where the path flattened out
and then began to slope away slightly. At this stage I was on the old part of
the A21, which is now used solely as access to the farms and cottages which
look out onto the road. With the new dual-carriageway hidden behind an
embankment, the occupants of these dwellings
must surely be enjoying a much deserved boost in the quality of their
lives.
I carried on until I reached a newly created underpass,
which allows access from both sides of the carriageway, to a side road which
leads down towards Capel. Rather than carry on to the end of the path at North
Farm, I decided to dive under the carriageway and see where the route led. This was because the first option meant a
downhill ride thereby losing much of the
height I’d gained.
Taking the second option led me to an alternative, off-road
route first to Pembury Hospital,
and then to the large village of Pembury
itself. In the future this would be a good route to follow, especially as there
are three reasonable pubs in Pembury. Yesterday though, I decided I’d come far
enough and it was time to retrace my route and head back down towards
Tonbridge. I had a few items of shopping to pick up in the town and after my
exertions, I also really fancied a beer.
I turned the bike around and sped off, confident in the
knowledge that the vast majority of the route home would be downhill. You get a
real smug feeling when free-wheeling downhill, especially when you meet people
puffing and blowing, as they struggle uphill in the opposite direction. To give
some idea of how good the return journey was, it took me just over 5 minutes to
get back to the Vauxhall roundabout, compared to over 35 minutes on the uphill,
outward stretch!
I headed towards the centre of Tonbridge, via the
“mini-bypass”, using the completely pedestrian-free pavements as an impromptu,
off-road cycle-way. There are plans to extend the new cycle-path into the town
centre, but for the time being I’m completely at ease in breaking a
rarely-enforced, 19th Century law, than risk disappearing beneath a
juggernaut.
Once I reached Cannon
Lane Bridge,
I used the tow-path which runs alongside the River Medway to take me into the
heart of Tonbridge. The developers have been at work here, with rows of expensive-looking houses lining the opposite bank. Fortunately the massive
gas-holders, and the old gas works site on my side of the river, preclude, for
the time being at least, further houses being built.
After a brief pause to admire the scene at Town Lock, I made
my way to Tonbridge Castle,
fully expecting the town’s Food & Drink Festival to still be in full swing.
Fuggles had a stall there, so I was really looking forward to enjoying a nice
refreshing pint in the courtyard beneath the ancient castle walls.
Imagine my disappointment then at discovering the festival
had finished the previous day. All the tents, stalls and other associated items
had been cleared away, leaving nothing in the way of refreshment or sustenance
for a tired cyclist to enjoy. There was nothing for it, but to pedal across the
busy Sports-ground to the Nelson Arms, which I was sure would be open.
It was a double whammy then to find the pub well and truly
closed, but at least there was a note on the door informing thirsty customers
that the place would be opening at 4pm.
I was 90 minutes too early, so gave up. I could have cycled back to
Wetherspoon’s, but Bank Holiday Monday in a garden full of screaming kids and loutish
blokes stripped to the waist, had about as much appeal as a wet weekend in
Bournemouth.
Instead I called in at Waitrose, for few bits of shopping,
picking up my “free” cup of coffee on the way out. So as you can see, there
should have been beer, and a nice, long, cool and refreshing pint (or two) of
beer would have been the perfect way to end my cycle ride; but there’s always
next time.
For the statistically-minded amongst you, my bike ride was
9.16 miles in length and my average speed was just under five miles per hour.
However, it did peak at 23 mph on the long downhill stretch. I also gained 350
feet in height, and burnt off 1,000
calories.