The two-stage pouring ritual, that makes drinkers wait, wet-lipped and gasping as the black, main bulk of the beer, swirls and separates out, is an essential part of this theatre. That tight, creamy looking head, that forms on the surface, as the surge subsides, and the beer settles out in the glass, creates a sense of eager anticipation in the drinker as the pints settle out on the bar. Then, once it’s ready, self-proclaimed connoisseurs tip the pint to observe the structure of the head, the dome and its creaminess.
As if this theatrical performance wasn’t sufficient, certain groups of drinker have added an extra dimension with the so- called “Splitting the G”. This is where drinkers try to swallow enough beer on their first drink that the line between liquid and foam ends up halfway through the “G” of the Guinness brand on the glass. There are variations, like getting the line to land between the text and the brewery’s Harp logo just above it. “Splitting the G,” sometimes shows up in the form of a bar bet, in which bar staff might offer to pay for the pint if a drinker can split the "G" perfectly on the first try. Alternatively, this performance can take the form of a competition between friends, to see who pays for the round, or just as a bit of fun.
If you think this is a bit of a charade, you’d be right, but having said that, getting the white line to settle just on top of the “handle” of the G, is apparently rather difficult. So why would you do this in the first place, especially as it not only annoys bar staff, but also pisses off other customers waiting at the bar. One barman was reported as saying, that It drives him mad. He added that “It’s a terrible way to drink, as you’re not really enjoying the beer properly. You’re enjoying the experience of beating your friend at something really trivial.” The same bartender went on to say that “You should get seven or eight good slugs from a pint, but if you were to continue to drink at the rate of splitting the G, then you’d only get three mouthfuls out of your beer. It’s not the best way to enjoy what has become a drink of real enjoyment.”
Other pub owners have promoted the trend, with some even offering free pints to drinkers who can pull it off, but with its connection to drinking in large volumes, at least for the initial glug, Guinness seems reluctant to embrace “Splitting the G”. The company still insist that their beer lends itself to “theatre,” claiming if you’re sitting at the bar, and watching a pint being poured, then it is quite tempting to order yourself one. There are other ways to have fun with your pint of Guinness, if you’re so inclined, including the so-called “tilt test,” whereby drinkers tilt a full glass to see if the beer’s creamy foam is stable enough to stay on top without spilling over the side. We’ve exhausted what I feel is still a rather tentative cause for the shortage of Guinness in the nation’s pubs, although Diageo claim the situation is very much a reality after being blindsided by surging demand among younger drinkers. Guinness is having to raid its reserves in Ireland in order to boost shipments to the UK. These reserves – known as “security stocks,” are usually earmarked for Irish customers but are now being used to ease pressure on publicans in the UK who have struggled to keep up with new fans of the “Black Stuff.”The company says it is producing more Guinness today than it ever has in its 265-year history and will continue to work closely with customers to manage Guinness distribution as efficiently as possible. The aim is to buy time to allow a “phased replenishment” in the new year that would help UK Guinness supplies return to normal. This early 2025 restock is part of efforts to avoid an even more acute shortage, with the company anticipating a fresh rush for Guinness as sport fans gear up for the Six Nations rugby championship, which kicks off on 31st January.
There’s plenty more to read on this story in the press, and also online, and you could almost be forgiven that this story is the winter equivalent of the summer “silly season.” For my part though, I’ve had more than enough of the Guinness shortage “crisis”, real or imaginary, especially as I have never been a huge fan of the stuff. Other Irish stouts are available, and CAMRA has put together a list of alternatives, and whilst some of them have limited distribution, there will be others that more than compensate for the non-availability of Dublin's most famous export.Finally, the majority of the photos shown in this post, result from a visit I made to Dublin, 10 years ago, as part of the European Beer Bloggers & Writers Conference. The photo, of a rather commendable attempt at “Splitting the G” is one I pinched from a recent post by Retired Martin, where the picture rather speaks for itself.
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