Never travel on a Friday. How many times have I had that thought
but then gone ahead and done exactly that. Invariably I end up stuck sitting in
traffic for what seems like hours on end, having forgotten quite how bad it was
the last time I set off on the last working day of the week. It’s a case of
getting caught a few times on the hop, but then thinking it can’t possibly be
so bad next time.
Oh yes it can, especially if last weekend’s trip to Norfolk
was anything to go by. In fact I would say the volume of traffic was amongst
the worst I have experienced in over 15 years of doing the trip on a regular
basis. Rather than the usual shenanigans at the Dartford Crossing, the
hold-up this time round was on the M11,
just north of the junction with the M25.
There was nothing Mrs PBT’s and I could do except sit in the
car and creep slowly forward. We stopped at Birchanger services on the M11;
somewhere I would normally avoid, but with bladder capacity almost reached, and
the hunger pangs catching up with us, the Waitrose sandwich, cup of coffee and “comfort break” were all
much needed.
There was another hold-up, further on; this time as we
approached the Barton Mills roundabout. This was down to just sheer volume of
traffic, so I decided to turn off, up towards Brandon and Swaffham, passing the massive USAF airbase at Lakenheath, en route. Unfortunately the town of Brandon
was snarled up as well, but by then I was almost passed caring.
I could almost do the drive up to Norfolk
in my sleep, as I know every stretch of the road, every roundabout and
virtually every pot-hole, along the M11 and A11. Mrs PBT’s and I were
journeying up to Norfolk in order
to visit my father in his care home. It was just over three months since I last
saw him, although my sister had been to visit him more recently.
It’s always difficult, especially when you’re feeling slight
guilty for not having visited more frequently. It is perfectly possible to do a
trip up to Norfolk and back in a
day, but it does obviously depend on traffic conditions and how willing the
driver (me!) is to remain in the saddle for five to six hours!
It is also feasible to do a day trip using public transport,
especially as there are some real bargain rail fares available for advanced
bookings. There is also a regular and frequent bus service which runs from Norwich
station to Dereham, but that still leaves the final and most problematic leg of
the journey.
It’s around three and a half miles from Dereham town centre
to dad’s care home in the village of Gressenhall,
but it’s not a journey I’d want to undertake as a pedestrian. With no footpaths once
you reach the edge of the town, and narrow roads busy with speeding traffic,
walking is not an option; much as I enjoy being on foot.
A pre-booked taxi, for that final leg, is the answer, but
the last time I made the journey I had to re-schedule the taxi, as my train was
delayed for 45 minutes at Ipswich, on the outward
journey. (That day was a Friday, too!). Taxi companies are often fully booked
for the return school run, during term time, and having to change my pick-up
time, meant I was left with only a limited amount of time at the care home. Despite
these pitfalls, I am still tempted to make use of the public transport option
for future visits.
My preferred option though, is to make a weekend of it, and
drive up either on a Friday or a Saturday, book into a convenient B&B, and
combine the trip with a visit to dad, followed by some time spent enjoying all
that Norfolk has to offer. I have
been doing this for the last four or five years; more if I take into account
the visits I made whilst mum was still alive.
Son Matthew would often accompanied me on these trips, but
more recently Mrs PBT’s has decided to join me. The cynic in me would say
that’s because my mother is no longer with us. The well known antipathy between
wives and their mother-in-laws certainly limited my wife’s trips to Norfolk to
just the occasional “duty visit,” but
that’s not really fair, as ever since her spell in hospital, last year, she
has been much keener to accompany me on visits to see my father.
So now, instead of an unspoilt country pub, or a quirky
B&B in the middle of nowhere, it’s the good, solid and eminently reliable Premier
Inns, even if at times they are somewhat
more expensive. And with me picking up the bill, what’s not to like, as far as
Mrs PBT’s is concerned!
Last weekend we again found ourselves at the Premier Inn,
Norwich West, directly opposite the Norfolk County Showground. We have stayed
there several times in the past, as its location to the west of Norwich
means that dad’s care home is just a short 20 minute drive away.
Dad seemed much better than he’d done on my previous two
visits, and rather than falling asleep in his chair, he was up and walking
about. We stayed whilst he had his dinner, and watched him demolish both
courses with some relish. Seeing him active and alert like that made the trip all
the more worthwhile.
We didn’t get up to that much on the pub front, particularly
on that first evening, as after nearly five hours behind the wheel, neither of
us fancied jumping into the car again, even for a short while. Instead we
popped next door to the Table Table (daft name for an eatery) chain restaurant,
adjacent to the Premier Inn.
We’d eaten there before of course, and whilst the food
offering is pretty good for a chain, the beer range is piss-poor. With Doom Bar
as the only cask ale, and some very lacklustre, big-name international brands
of lager (Carling, Stella & San Miguel), on sale, Table Table’s saving
grace was bottled Brew Dog Punk IPA – despite its eye-watering price of £4.50
for a 330ml bottle!
We ate there on the second night as well, but only because
the pub we’d driven out to was fully booked. In my defence I had tried to book,
but the pub is closed afternoons, between 2.30pm and 6pm, and they don’t answer the phone during that time!
The name and location of the pub will be revealed in a
future post, but we did manage a drink there after making a frantic phone call to
reserve a place at Table Table. You leave me enjoying my roast breast of chicken and rack
of ribs, complete with bottle of Brew Dog Punk IPA.
Until next time……………….