This post is especially for
Volvo Cruiser, who specifically
requested another article about our recent cruise. This post sort of is, as it
is based on observations made whilst cruising around the western
Mediterranean,
back in
June, but it also looks to the future, particularly as
Mrs PBT’s and I
contemplate where to ail to next year, and which cruise line we should choose.
If my sums are correct, we’ve clocked up six cruises since
metaphorically dipping our toes in the water, on a three-day return voyage to
Zeebrugge, at the tail end of
October 2019. That was a
“taster” cruise that we undertook,
in the company of
Eileen’s sister and her late husband, both of whom were
seasoned cruisers. The pair showed us the ropes, so to speak, and having
enjoyed the experience, we booked a slightly longer cruise to
Hamburg, for the following
May.
That, of course, never materialised – thanks to
COVID, but
the following year, when some virus restrictions were still in place, we booked
a four-day,
British Isles cruise, to
Liverpool and back. This was on our own,
as
Eileen’s brother-in-law sadly passed away, right at the start of the
pandemic.
COVID wasn’t the cause of his passing, instead an aggressive brain
tumour was behind his premature demise.
Eileen and I had already decided that any future cruises
should just involve the pair of us, rather than extended family, although we
remain open to
son Matthew joining us. That might sound a little selfish but
that first cruise, along with previous experiences of going away as part of a
group, was sufficient to confirm, what we both already knew that two’s company,
whilst three or more is a crowd.
So far, we have only cruised with
Cunard, a well-known and long-established
shipping line who are considered top of the chain when it comes to luxury and
sophistication. Combine that with a little glamour and elegance, and it’s easy
to see why
Cunard are held in such high regard.
Mrs PBT’s can be a little conservative
in her tastes, and by that, I mean she prefers what she is familiar with. I on
the other hand wouldn’t mind a change and to this end we have both been looking
at other cruise lines.
That isn’t quite as easy as it sounds because in common with
Cunard and
P&O, who are the other home-grown
“British” cruise line they,
like other operators such as
Royal Caribbean, Norwegian, and Holland America, are all part of the
American-owned, Carnival Corporation, the world’s largest cruise
operator
.
Interestingly, all 12 operators within the group, retain a fair degree of autonomy,
when it comes to branding, with each major cruise line
maintaining separate sales, marketing and reservation offices, as well as
heading up the industry’s most intensive shipbuilding programs.
Before looking further afield, let’s take a more detailed
look at
Cunard to find out why I, at least, am looking to book a voyage with a
different cruise line. Personally, I find
Cunard too formal and too stuffy,
with customs and traditions seemingly hanging on since the last days of Empire. The formal
dress code that is expected of guess wishing to dine in the
Britannia
Restaurant really gets me goat. It’s like being back at work, although my
company doesn’t really operate under such formality, apart from at trade shows
or the occasional business dinner.
When on holiday, I really don’t want to dress like a
stuffed penguin, any more than Mrs PBT’s wants to parade around in her glad
rags. That’s not strictly true, because prior to every cruise she has brought
herself a new "posh frock”, even though it will only be worn a couple of times,
and there’s nothing wrong with the dress she bought for the previous cruise, or
even the one before that! My point that fellow passengers won’t know that her
frock isn’t a new one, is normally countered with the quip, “They might not,
but I WILL!”
When push comes to shove, she often can’t be
bothered to dress up, and it’s me who pushes for the occasional posh dinner –
but only because I’ve gone to the trouble of packing a suit! The other issue
about dining in the posh restaurant, are the set meal times, and these are
5.30pm
and
9pm. On our first cruise,
Eileen and I were very disappointed at her sister
plus husband’s choice of the first sitting, as it meant missing the traditional
“sail away”,
which is the moment the ship weighs anchor, cast off her ropes, and slips away
from the quayside. So, on our first cruise, and
Queen Elizabeth beginning her
departure down
Southampton Water, and out into the
Solent, and there we were trying
to make polite conversation with a group of people we’d never met and were unlikely
to meet again.
We soon got wise to this, and now opt for
“open dining”
which allows us to choose which, if any sitting, we prefer (nearly always the
8.30
option). This brings me to the second point about the posh restaurant, which is
people like to sit on the same table, with the same people, every evening. They
usually have the same waiter as well.
I’m
sure they all have a jolly good time, but it’s not for us, as particularly when
on holiday, it’s nice not to be bound by time restrictions or by dress ones,
for that matter. I noticed how certain people become quite anxious about dining
times, as on the
Rome excursion I went on, there were people on the coach
becoming quite fretful as to whether or not they would be back onboard ship,
for their
5.30pm dining slot!
For a substantial number of people though, dressing up each
evening, for a formal dinner, is part and parcel of the cruise, and it probably
on equal, or indeed higher footing, to that of the destinations visited and even
the sights seen. Other formalities, extend to the casino, and to some of the
posher bars-
Commodore Club, Churchill Cigar Lounge, Gin Bar etc, but
fortunately are not applied in the pub – always called the
Golden Lion, on
Cunard ships.
Regular pub quizzes though, take place in the pub, as do
certain entertainment acts, which brings me on to the theatre, cabaret, plus
other singing and dancing activities, plus of course, the popularity of
ballroom dancing, something that is taken extremely seriously by the
participants – most of whom seem to be northerners! That’s just about exhausted
Cunard, although I trust I
haven’t painted too negative a picture. There is always the buffet, or some of
the poolside dining options that are open during the day, and don’t forget,
there is no requirement to dress for breakfast or lunch in the posh restaurant,
either. The latter, along with the pub, provide the best option on embarkation
day, when the majority of passengers cram into the buffet.
So, what about the alternatives?
P&O, Fred Olsen and
Saga are looking like the favourites at the moment, and I have received good
reports from a couple of work colleagues about the former. Less formal, but
still with a
“British” feel to them.
Norwegian-owned
Fred Olsen would be my choice. Smaller and
more personal ships, able to access smaller ports that the larger vessels are
excluded from.
Some of their destinations also look interesting –
Scandinavia
(obviously), the
Baltic, and the
British Isles, but also
Croatia, and some of the
smaller
Greek islands. Some
Fred Olsen cruises, depart from other
UK ports,
such as
Dover, Liverpool or
Newcastle, instead of
Southampton, and
Dover is
also the embarkation point for
Saga Cruises. The latter seem expensive, but you
have to weigh the higher cost against an inclusive drinks package, plus collection
from your house and return drop off, by taxi, that will take you directly to and from
the cruise terminal.
We have ruled out
Princess, Holland-America, Royal
Caribbean and
Celebrity, as many of these are party ships, geared up to a
younger audience. The size of some of these vessels can be rather off-putting as
well. One of these leviathans followed our ship into harbour, at the
Majorcan capital,
Palma. I forget the number of passengers
the boat was carrying, but it was probably double
Queen Anne’s complement of
3,000 cruisers
. Once ashore, the noisy and excitable, mainly
American passengers, were
all over the seafront, although it was quite amusing watching some of them getting
taken in by the looky-looky men. Fake
Gucci and
Yves St Lauren handbags, and equally
fake
Swiss watches, at knock-down prices, I don’t think so.
Even more entertaining was watching these hawkers scoop up
the blankets in which these items were laid, and then scarper at the first hint
of a person in uniform. In a bid to stamp out this trade in dodgy goods, the
Spanish authorities have started issuing substantial fines to any tourists
caught buying these items, so be warned! I’ve gone slightly off-piste here, so I shall draw things to
a close, and in the meantime, do my best to persuade
Mrs PBT’s to try a different
cruise line, and see how we get on.