On
Thursday, I joined a small group of local
CAMRA members
on what promised to be my second foray into darkest
Sussex. The branch social secretary
had arranged a visit to the village of
Rotherfield, stopping off at the tiny settlement
of
Mark Cross on the way.
Rotherfield is the neighbouring village to
Mayfield
which, if you remember, was the place I wanted to visit, following my bus ride
out that way, at the end of last week. The
CAMRA outing therefore seemed the perfect
opportunity to experience
Rotherfield’s two remaining pubs, whilst enjoying
some pleasant, shared company, in the process. So, what could possibly go
wrong?
West Kent CAMRA bus trips have an unfortunate habit of going astray,
despite the often quite meticulous planning by the organisers, but that prospect
was far from my head when I joined my fellow passengers (
"bus wankers" according
to
Mrs PBT’s), at the bus stop out side
Tunbridge Wells’s Royal Victoria Place,
shopping centre.
I’d arrived in the
Wells with plenty of time to spare, enough
in fact to enjoy an expensive, but rather nice flat white coffee, from
Café Nero.
I normally get my coffee from
Greggs, priced at just
£2, but following
Mrs PBT’s
adage about getting what you pay for, bit the bullet and went for the posh option,
which was nearly double, at
£3.70! The barista, or whatever fancy name coffee chains
give their coffee fixers/pourers, asked if I would like to try their promotional
single variety,
Brazilian beans? Same price? Was my response. No,
30p extra, was
the reply. I politely informed him he could keep his Brazilian beans, and told
him that I don’t respond well to up-selling, either!
Grumpy old git bit out of the way, I joined my
CAMRA
comrades as they boarded the bus. Being near the rear of the queue, I missed what
the driver had said to them, but basically, due to road works (more road
works?), narrow country lanes, and a not quite so narrow bus, the
51 would not
be calling at
Rotherfield until the works were finished.
(Note, how the powers that be, always describe
such works as
“essential.”) A brief crisis management discussion then ensued, which resulted
in our party still boarding the bus, with the aim of alighting at
Mark Cross, and
the first pub of the day – the
Lazy Fox.
Formerly the
Mark Cross Inn, this
large pub has received an extensive makeover, and is now forms part of
Elite
Pubs, growing estate. You might remember me writing about another of the group’s
pubs, the
Vineyard at
Lamberhurst where, as a family, we celebrated the final
birthday of my sixtieth decade on this rock we call,
Planet Earth. The
Lazy Fox follows a similar pattern, with its tiled
floors, floral-painted walls, and extensive dining areas complete with its own
pizza oven. There are also reputed to be stunning views from the rear garden,
but given the wet and windy conditions outside, we didn’t investigate this
further. Whether the
Fox counts as a true village
“local” is open to question, although
judging by the number of tables already occupied at quarter to one on a
Thursday lunchtime, it is obviously a popular destination for the smart set who
like to dine out.
We managed to find a couple of vacant tables, but not before
ordering ourselves a beer, from a choice of Harvey’s Sussex
Best or Sharp’s Solar Wave Hazy IPA. Oh no, a pint of murk, and whilst I
normally avoid such abominations, I was feeling devilish that afternoon
(something to do with the wind?), that I thought I’d give it a go. Described by
the brewery as “a vibrant, golden, juicy, hazy IPA brewed to hit the sweet spot
between fruitiness and hop bitterness,” I found it far more fruity than bitter,
although it was perfectly acceptable – as a “one off”!
The great debate then ensued as to where to go next, or to
stay at the
Fox for something to eat. The wood-fired pizzas coming out of the
oven, certainly looked tempting, although the prices seemed equally
mouthwatering. Some members of the group succumbed, with one couple (not related),
deciding to share one. The rest of us wanted to eat somewhere a bit more down
to earth, but with
Rotherfield and its two pubs denied to us, where to go next?
Mayfield with its excellent
Rose & Crown, that I visited
the week before seemed the obvious choice, but there were a couple of people in
our part with mobility issues, and the walk to the pub along
Fletching Street
would have been too much.
The
Middle House Hotel was deemed too posh, so the
only options were to board the next bus heading south and try our luck in places
such as
Five Ashes, or
Heathfield, or head back towards
Tunbridge Wells. The
first option would take us into uncharted territory, whilst the second would
take us to places that were more familiar. I was all for a bit of exploring,
although it would have been stabbing in the dark somewhat, as a poor internet
connection at the
Fox, left us unable to check out sites, such as
What Pub.
Northwards it was then, with the village of
Frant our destination.
We left the three members who were still eating, at the
Fox, and upon leaving
the bus at
Frant, split into two with four of us heading to the
Abergavenny
Arms, whilst the other two making for the
George Inn. I quite fancied trying the
George,
but it was the food offer at the
Abergavenny that caught me attention. One
member of the group had noticed a
two courses for £12 offer, advertised in a
local business magazine, and as we entered the pub there were some
leaflets promoting this offer. Most of us went
for the
haddock and chips, with a deep-fried, king prawn starter, although the
pate and toast also looked a good, first-course option.
Harvey’s
Sussex Best was the sole cask offering, but it was in good form.
Whilst the
Abergavenny wasn’t packed, it still seemed to be
ticking over nicely, with two other tables of diners, no doubt taking advantage
of the two for
£12 offer. Before leaving, we were joined for a short period by
the two members who went to the
George. Harvey’s again was the cask option. I
like the
George, having called in there for the first time last summer, after
completing a section of the
Tunbridge Wells Circular Walk, but the four of us
who ate at the
Abergavenny definitely enjoyed the better deal. It was back on the
bus again after that, although there was still no sign of the two people we’d
left behind at
Mark Cross. We later discovered that two buses in succession had
been cancelled, leaving our friends stranded for another hour at
Mark Cross.
We didn’t have far to travel to the next pub, which was the
Bull on
Frant Road, right on the edge of
Tunbridge Wells. It’s a
Shepherd Neame
house, which probably explains why I had never been in there before, but
despite this, the Bull appeared a pleasant, bright and airy pub, apart from there
being no cask ale available. This was evident from the lack of pump-clips on
any of the three, retro-looking, stainless steel hand pulls. The young barmaid
was quite apologetic about the situation, but they’d only had their delivery that
morning, and the beer hadn’t had time to clear.
Oh dear, we’re the
Campaign for Real Ale, and there’s no
real ale for us to drink. I was tempted to stay for a glass of
Beavertown, and
might well have done had my companions not decided to leave. (One member stayed
for a short while, in order to update the
Bull’s What Pub entry). I felt bad
about leaving, but as one of my companions said, later on, what sort of pub let’s
its cask stocks run so low, that they end up with none ready for sale? There
might have been a perfectly rational explanation, but given the situation, I
left the
Bull along with my companions and headed down to the
Pantiles area of
Tunbridge Wells, on foot.
The
Pantiles is the oldest, and most famous part of the Wells,
and the pub we were making for once had a legendary reputation in the town. Tucked
away in a small courtyard, the
Sussex Arms has mellowed over the years back to
something that resembles what it was like before the revamp and tart-up the pub
received when that area of the
Pantiles was
“gentrified" in the late
1980’s. It’s
never going to be quite the same as it was when the legendary
Dennis and Barbara
Lane were the licensees – and you can read my
thoughts about the old Sussex here.
There was a good line up of beers on the bar, including a
couple from the local
Fonthill Brewing Co, who based in a stale block behind the
George public house on
Mount Ephraim, at the other end of
Tunbridge Wells. Psychedelic
Jungle West Coast IPA, a hoppy and fruity IPA, but being
“West Coast” it is
bright, rather than hazy. There was a pleasant and relaxed atmosphere inside the
Sussex that afternoon, and the pub certainly felt like a comfortable and secure
haven from the wind and the rain outside.
We visited one more pub that afternoon, which was
Fuggles at
the top end of
Tunbridge Wells. The less mobile and less fit members of the
party travelled up by bus, whilst the rest of us walked up, despite the hilly
nature of the town.
Fuggles was buzzing when we arrived, although there were
still sufficient spare seats and tables where we could base ourselves. Also present
in the pub, were several other
CAMRA members and sympathisers.
As with the Sussex Arms, the beer range at Fuggles was exemplary,
and star of the show was a beer from Thornbridge Brewery, brewed using one of the
Burton Union sets. 90 Shilling, described as an American Amber Ale, is said to
be a version of the 90/- Ale brewed by Colorado-based Odell Brewing Company. Whatever
its origin, and its make-up, it was the best beer of the day, and that
includes some excellent Harvey’s at the Abergavenny.
So, not quite the day out we had been expecting, but nevertheless
an interesting and enjoyable one. The only downside, for me, was not visiting
Rotherfield, but that can easily be rectified at a later date.