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Sunday, 10 May 2026

The Holy Goat is coming along nicely

After my preliminary visit to the Holy Goat, almost a month ago now, I thought it was high time that I gave this latest addition to Tonbridge's drinking scene a further try. The recent May Day holiday seemed as good as any for another look, although if I'm honest, I managed to squeeze in a visit a couple of weeks previously. The slightly chaotic scenes described in my initial piece, had fortunately disappeared, and a responsible and more mature crowd seems to have taken over. Even better is the appearance on the bar of a handpump, dispensing Harvey's Best Bitter - what else?

The Holy Goat describes itself as a friendly neighbourhood pub. Situated  roughly halfway along  Pembury Rd in Tonbridge, the pub serves good food and offers a warm and friendly welcome to regular and casual customers alike. As the Goat's website says, the new management have given a fresh start to a much-loved old pub, and have achieved this by keeping much of the original character. They have added some great food, that includes the renowned Saint John’s Yard burgers, complete with filthy sides (whatever that might entail) because, if you haven't already guessed, the Goat is owned and managed by the same people who run the slightly off-beat Saint John’s Yard, in Tunbridge Wells.

As its name might suggest SJY is situated in the St John's area of the town, which lies between Southborough and the top end of Tunbridge Wells. To my great shame, I have never set foot in SJY in either its current incarnation, or under its older, and far more traditional name of the Red Lion. Eighteen months ago, I attended my firm's Christmas bash, at the next-door Shuffle House, although my understanding is this establishment too is currently closed, awaiting a further make-over. Perhaps it will revert to being a traditional pub, or it that too unusual, and too much to ask? Whilst on the subject of Shuffle Board, it's worth pointing out that Molo Brew, a cavernous craft beer establishment, close to the cruise terminal in the lovely Norwegian town of Ǻlesund, had a couple of shuffle board tables.

I realised that I haven't written anything, so far, about Ǻlesund, but that will have to wait, and returning to the Holy Goat, the pub seems to be doing well. The amended pub sign is still missing though, an issue the Goat's manager isn't very happy about, because, as he told me, some people still haven't caught onto the pub being open. He has chased the sign writer on several occasions, and each evening, as I drive past, I look - so far in vain, for the appearance of the new pub sign

There is a secluded and well-laid out garden at the rear of the Goat, which is set at a slightly lower level. During the recent, but now annoyingly vanished, hot spells the garden with its wooden pods along the edges, has proved extremely popular, particularly with family groups. No photos then, for the time being and at least until the weather changes, or the garden is empty. The garden does seem a popular meeting place for catching up with friends, popping in for a quiet pint or settling in for a long warm, summer evening. The pub itself is developing into a friendly local, and is a welcome addition to the .  Tonbridge pub scene.

4 comments:

  1. Paul, maybe not so much "some people still haven't caught onto the pub being open" as some people being put of by the garish yellowish exterior paint that'd really get my goat if it was near me.

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    1. A trick of the camera there, Paul! The garish yellow you refer to, is actually a shade of green! Leaf green, as opposed to lime green, but still striking, if that’s the right word.

      Whitbread, although it may have been their predecessors Fremlin’s, in this part of Kent, went through a phase, post WWII, of applying a coat of roughcast to the exterior walls of their properties. For an explanation, see below*. Personally, I think it looks a mess, especially after a half-century or more of weathering, so if it can be brightened up, in any way, then why not go for it. Put another way, at least you can’t miss the pub.

      “Roughcast is a type of rendering system used to coat the external walls of a property. It consists of lime mortar mixed with small gravel stones, producing a rough texture as it is applied to a wall. Traditionally used for stone houses in Scotland, roughcasting is now common on many households throughout the country”.

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  2. For centuries rendering has helped preserve exterior walls which were occasionally "brightened up" by a white lime wash, but why detract from the character of a historic town with varied coloured paints meant for Enid Blyton's Toytown ?

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  3. Hi Paul, I agree with your comment to a point, but there is very little historical character in the area of Tonbridge where the Holy Goat is situated. “Enid Blyton's Toytown” did make me chuckle, although you probably have to be a certain age to appreciate the reference!

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